No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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