You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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