I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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