I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
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