6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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