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say what?
wanna hang out?
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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