Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Randomize
