Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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