I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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