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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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