Buhtt sex?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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