going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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