it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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