K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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