Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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