so that wasnt chicken after all
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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