if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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