Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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