I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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