I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I wish I only lived at night.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
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