Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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