Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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