Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
