Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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