My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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