So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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