I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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