Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I think I won the penis lottery.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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