I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
