i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Randomize
