How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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