I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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