Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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