Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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