wanna go halves on a baby?
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
he fucked my hip out of place.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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