yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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