We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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