I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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