My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Be still, my beating vagina.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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