Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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