I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
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