The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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