Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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