carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
honey bunches of taint.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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