we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Randomize
