the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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