Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Randomize
