yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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