i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
When are your genitals available?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Randomize
