I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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